Belle Dlphino LV.13 Carry Me
Feb 19, 2021, 02:46 AM 55 read

I'm Jesus

Jesus can walk on water. I can walk on a watermelon. Watermelons are 95% water. Therefore I am 95% Jesus.

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  • £ddy LV.20 Epic Feb 19, 2021, 11:51 PM

    Jesus can I get some weed to smoke?

  • Belle Dlphino LV.13 Carry Me Feb 20, 2021, 12:25 AM

    I say yes

  • NO NAME verified Feb 20, 2021, 12:50 AM

    God says you can't hand out weed anymore. He says that its not good.
    - Messenger Angel.

  • Belle Dlphino LV.13 Carry Me Feb 20, 2021, 01:25 AM

    ohh no God forgive my forsaken sins

  • NO NAME verified Feb 20, 2021, 01:33 AM

    Forgiven
    -Messenger Angle

  • NO NAME verified Feb 20, 2021, 01:34 AM

    Angel

  • Belle Dlphino LV.13 Carry Me Feb 20, 2021, 01:59 AM

    thank you savor of god

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